This is a general review of fake penis Whizzinator -type devices.

 

What is a Whizzinator: basic design of Whizzinator type devices.

 

All of these types of devices have basically the same things in common. The real differences are the names and maybe the way the urine is dispensed. As far as temperature regulation. They all rely on hand warmers or organic heat pads None of them have any REAL type of temperature regulation.

1. They all have a prosthetic penis with a tube inserted in the middle.
2. Essentially it is a strap-on dildo with a tube inserted through the middle.
3. The front elastic part has a fluid bag attached to it.
4. With a tube and a clip for stopping the flow of liquid between the container and the dildo.
5. Then a hand warmer is attached to the fluid container and you have one.
6. It obviously would be much easier to just buy one. I would do my homework.
7. Do not trust what you read on chat sites.
8. Many of them the actual companies selling them are making fake posts to try and generate business.

Its main purpose is to resemble someone peeing. Whether it be for a sexual fetish or an observed drug test.

Keep in mind. To buy a fake strap-on penis for employment purposes is not only not needed, It actually decreases your chance of passing your test. Because there is absolutely no temperature regulation. And when you go for a pre-employment or random urine test at work. The two main things that really matter are. The quality of the sample and the temperature of the sample when you hand it to the laboratory technician.

1. they all have a fluid pouch or bag that you put the urine into.
2. They all have some type of release method. organic heat pads.
3. They all use organic heat pads for temperature control.

If temperature regulation is so bad then how can you actually pass the test ?

 

Note: Even though these products have terrible temperature regulation and control.

These products have been designed for the observed test. That means that when you are basically in front of someone and take a test. That person many times will not even consider temperature to be an issue. Because they just saw you pee. 

So, these types of products do work in an observed situation. I mean, why would you test someone’s urine temperature when you just physically watched them pee? 

In an employment situation, these products have a hard time keeping your job safe.

When someone goes into the bathroom alone and pee’s into a cup. Then there is basically a guarantee that your temperature will be checked.

Plus the people who watch you pee have not actually been trained in the proper urine testing procedures and you almost NEVER go into an actual laboratory collection environment.  These people have spent most of their time studying criminal justice and those procedures. Usually, those people use rapid tests on you. They usually give you results in a few minutes. Unless they suspect something. Then they may send it off for laboratory validation. Most probation officers don’t have a list box to check.

But when you go in for a pre-employment or random urine test for a job. You are usually sent to an actual laboratory to give your urine specimen. Those people are trained in the procedure and actually have to check a box or write the actual temperature in a box. Stating that the urine temperature was within range.

 

Just make sure and check your State and Federal laws before using one and find out the penalties if you are caught.

How much more trouble you could get into before using any product for probation or parole?

It’s an individual opinion.

 

Some of these are marketed as urine simulation with powdered urine kit or just drug test products.

The main problem is that these products is they all use organic heat pads. The temperature regulation is terrible.

This is a basic review of prosthetic devices. There are so many we are going to make a general review for you.

FACT: Employers DO NOT watch you pee.

Are you trying to pass a urine test for Probation or Parole?

 If you go into the probation office the whizzinator you could end up in jail. Do your research.

We are making a comparison of the Urinator to the Whizzinator -type devices. Even though they actually don’t have a lot in common.

The Whizzinator my personal opinion is made for supervised urine tests that do not need a reliable heat source.

The Urinator is made for non-supervised urine tests that need a reliable temperature urine temperature when handing in their sample.

The Urinator is made to protect its users from genetic discrimination. It is not manufactured, designed, or sold for drug testing.

 

Some people ask if the Whizzinator is not a regulated temperature device then how can it work? The answer to that is human nature. 

• Example. If you physically see the urine come from someone’s body and pour into a cup. Then testing temperature is really not needed because your eyes tell you that checking temperature is not needed.

In an employment situation.

• However: If like in an employment situation. You have to go into a laboratory testing facility, go into the bathroom by yourself, and provide a sample. Then that is a completely different situation. 
• Normally, the person who is administering a test has actually been trained on how to administer the urine test according to laboratory guidelines.
• They must follow guidelines in order to be considered to be a valid testing facility.
• They have an exact procedure as to what the requirements are.
• They normally have a checklist that they must check off before they send the sample off to a laboratory.
• If anything on that form is not filled out correctly then the sample will be considered to be invalid and you will have to take the test again.
• Even if you are suspected of substituting a sample they will not physically look at your penis or watch you pee. 
• You have the right to privacy in an employment situation.

How to use Whizzinator in a probation situation.

• Most probation officers are trained in criminal justice and not laboratory drug testing procedures.
• Probation officers are not under the same scrutiny that certified laboratory technicians are.
• When they give a drug test it is much more of an informal process.
• Normally the probation officer has you walk into a bathroom.
• They can watch you if they want.
• They do not have any forms that have a checklist on them.
• The urine sample temperature normally is not checked. (because they just saw you pee).
• Normally the sample is not sent off to a laboratory.
• A dip-stick test is usually used right there in their office.
• Normally the sample is only sent off to a laboratory if they suspect you have done something wrong.
• If you are suspected of trying to substitute a sample they most likely will catch you. Because you have no right to privacy when dealing with the court system.

The Urinator kit is not what you need if someone is going to watch you pee. 

Are you on Probation or parole, or ordered by the court system to take a urine screen?

Then you may need a prosthetic penis to pass your observed test.

Please keep this in mind. The court systems throughout the USA are on the lookout for cheaters. 

So, you need to practice, practice, practice until it becomes automatic. Without you having to look down to do it.

Basically. practice as if you were a magician doing a real live performance.

The Whizzinator has a very complicated history.

It was started by two guys a few years after The Urinator was invented.

They were shut down by the government for violating federal law. Their assets were seized. The website was taken over by the Department of Justice and the owners pleaded for mercy from the court.  Now 20 years later. Apparently, the government released their ownership of the website domain. 

Basically, they lost their trademark and it turned into a grab for the name.

Because of this, there were many products with the name Whizzinator on the market. It’s really hard to keep track of them. 

They come in all different colors: white, Latino, and black whizzinator.

There is a new improved whizzinator touch,  Pissinator and a Monkey Dong.

Ironic, The Whizzinator business turned into a pissing contest amongst many different companies. 

I personally would stay away from the newcomers to the business. 

Whizzinator ALS has been around for a long time also the Pissinator seems like a good one-handed option. 

Monkey Dong seems pretty sketchy.

We have no idea. basically, they all are fake prosthetic with a fluid bag attached and comes with a hand warmer and some synthetic urine.

Is The Whizzinator concept a scam? No, it’s a real concept if you are going to be watched.

The Whizzinator does kind of work. 

Look in news articles and see how many people get caught using them.

 

 If you are court-ordered to take a urine test. 

There is a very good possibility that you will be watched. 

This is where the Whizzinator type products come in. 

Maybe you can make a diy whizzinator 

**Hopefully your Probation or Parole officer will not stare at you when you pee. Also usually the PO is not a stickler when testing temperature since they are not trained like a lab technician. Since the Whizzinator, Monkey Dong, and all the fake penises out there use organic heat pads. Be careful. a lot of people go to jail when they get caught using one. Be Careful!

 

If you can’t use substitution.

Your only other option is to try a detox drink. It’s better than nothing

 

IRT, Inc. does not and never has sold ANYTHING to help anyone beat a parole, probation, or military urine test., 

Please use your brain and use these products in a responsible manner.

The Urinator was developed to make the world a better place and give responsible people the ability to keep their jobs. Please use it in that way!

 

Not being watched and need something that works better ?

 

Try this instead